TELL ME HOW YOU REALLY FEEL
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yep. this is my face.
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Niiiiiice....
Supposedly it’s designed for kids, but are you kidding me? I’d take this dorm in a heartbeat!
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Should probably listen to this
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Word
Honestly, I have never dealt with a company whose customer service is truly 50/50. I have had some terrible customer service reps in my day but to hit and miss 50% of the time is crazy. It’s almost positive that if I get a shitty one at first and I hang up and call right back that the next one will be helpful. Good thinking there massive entertainment providing corporation. It baffles me…. Sometimes I have the most helpful people who honestly are competent enough to listen to what I’m saying, look at the account, and see that I’m not trying to swindle a credit out of you and sometimes I get people who honestly are too fucking lazy to read the notes left on the account that already specify what i’m calling for and why I am getting a credit. The biggest issue I have with this besides wasting countless hours of my time on the phone with you is that when things get a little too complicated for your brain to handle you put me on hold without telling me and then just pop me back to the main menu so that it’s someone else’s problem to deal with now. Aggravating, kids….uberly fucking aggravating.
Fix it.
I hate your face.
But, I still love your commercials.
- Free- I'm going to asault you one day...
- Tali-Oh yea?
- Free- Like beat the shit out of you assault you
- Lori- he's a puss. Does nothin but talk shit.
- Tali- what type of bouncer is he?
- Free- I'm the best
- Lori- he's such a fucking pussy that's what type of bouncer he is. He's a bitch
- .Tali- I hate you both
- Bartender- I'm going to put Adam up for adoption.
- Tali- don't send him my way..babysitting my brother is not my idea of a good time.
- Bartender-dont worry I'm not gonna put that on you. Im going to put an ad in the newspaper that says "free grown ass child to home + a free puppy"
- Tali- but they'll send him right back and keep the puppy. That defeats the purpose.
- Bartender- the puppy is what makes people think it's a good package. We have to trick them into thinking that they only get the puppy if they take Adam too.
- Tali- I'm sure there's someone stupid enough to fall for that.
- Free- yea t...you.
- Valid point there sir.
“if you don’t like it…i’ll happily help you slit your wrists with a wax tipped shoelace, a cabbage patch kid, and a hermit crab”
TK
- Coworker: Do you like anyone?
- TK: Yep.
- Coworker: Who?
- TK: Not your face.
- Coworker: What?
- TK: Yep, I said it. I hate your face. Fix it.
- Coworker: You're so funny!
- TK: I now hate your brain more than I hate your face....and I never thought that was possible.
- Coworker: You have such a great sense of humor.
- TK: You are the biggest moron I've ever seen...for real real.
- Coworker: ha ha haaaa ha want a coffee?
- TK: ughhhhhhhh *facepalms and intentionally stabs finger with a 18g needle to find out if i'm just stuck in a reoccurring nightmare
