TELL ME HOW YOU REALLY FEEL
Feelin some type of way about somethin? Yea, so am I and I plan to tell you about it every chance I get. Got somethin to say? Post away. Afterall, all bitter, jaded, and crankypants people need an outlet. Now ya have one.
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Posts tagged "bartender"
Bartender: I was watching the Golden Globes and all I wanted to do was give Madonna an Adderall and punch Elle Macpherson for thinking she was ever glamorous. Look to your left ladies and Kate Winslet will show you how its done.
- Bartender- I'm going to put Adam up for adoption.
- Tali- don't send him my way..babysitting my brother is not my idea of a good time.
- Bartender-dont worry I'm not gonna put that on you. Im going to put an ad in the newspaper that says "free grown ass child to home + a free puppy"
- Tali- but they'll send him right back and keep the puppy. That defeats the purpose.
- Bartender- the puppy is what makes people think it's a good package. We have to trick them into thinking that they only get the puppy if they take Adam too.
- Tali- I'm sure there's someone stupid enough to fall for that.
- Free- yea t...you.
- Valid point there sir.
Even my breath is getting fat
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